A fish with headlights. Plus, an inflatable unicorn horn, a baby vomiting in the back of a car and how to lose weight by being run over. Also, Georgina being useful in a haystack.
A Lego man with a raspberry on his head. Plus, baby racing, building rockets, seventies wallpaper and a ship called Boaty McBoatface. Also, Georgina dances with naked rabbits and Brian rubs bread on his face.
Fish in sandals. Plus, tea picked by virgins, a panda hotel in China, hog curling, a tax on beards and lady gardens and a squatty, potty stool. Also, Brian has trouble with this track suit bottoms.
OK, we know that almost no-one does their job properly anymore, but my recent experience at Carpetright shoots right off the scale when it comes to sheer, unadulterated incompetence. I should have seen it coming. When I first walked into their shop in Barnet two phones were ringing off the hook and no-one was making even […]
What’s the difference between a simple robbery and a good, old fashioned “heist”? We’ve all seen enough heist movies to know that a heist is only a heist if a big team of specialist criminals have to be meticulously recruited, one by one, in order to undertake it. There also has to be industrial cutting […]
Perrier stopped sponsoring the Edinburgh Comedy Awards in 2005. However, I’m sure the makers of that particular mineral water won’t be at all surprised to learn that ten years later most of the comedy industry still stubbornly refer to the award as “The Perrier”. The Perrier (see, I did it there) is now sponsored by Fosters Lager, but no matter how […]
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