Brian & Georgina get ready for Ant Wars. Plus, toothpaste flavoured like gin & tonic, a faulty ice tray, the world’s most dangerous bird and a trapeze artist with an extremely dodgy tummy. Also, what colour are farts and Brian gets new glasses.
Are cats a liquid or a solid? Plus, Georgina acquires an apple-cutter, badly drawn horses, very long limousines and how to monetise a ghost. Also, B&G consider shampooing the carpet and Brian gets defensive about cornflakes.
Slapping a chicken. Plus, using potatoes to measure things, PR for Russian cats and getting Michelangelo to illustrate your shopping list. Also, parrots where there are not supposed to be parrots and are we all being slowly eaten by spiders.