Mourinho to play dame in pantomine at Wimbledon Theatre

Jose Mourinho has announced that he will be appearing in Jack & the Beanstalk at the Wimbledon Theatre in December this year.

“I’ve done it all in football,” he told reporters, “But I’ve always wanted to play dame in a traditional British pantomime. I’m really looking forward to it.”

Appearing alongside Mourinho will be comedian Phill Jupitus, the Chuckle Brothers and Amanda Holden off Britain’s Got Talent.