A seagull fights Tyson Fury, some useful facts about malaria and a vampire goes to the hospital to give blood.
An alien gets to grip with Sellotape, a baby goes and gets some piercings and a great recipe for Wildebeest.
A vampire bites Sheldon Cooper, a caveman shits in a cave and an ostrich gets up close and personal.
An angel goes to Weightwatchers, an alien can’t get his garbage collected and a lion checks into a hotel.
Fish discuss IKEA, a police officer who can’t stop saying “Simon & Garfunkel” and a couple of 1950’s robots who don’t know anything about football.