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Inspired by Clockwork Orange, Pets includes an interesting selection of invented words in order to be foul-mouthed while still being acceptable to the censors at Channel 4. Here’s a list of some of the more common examples:
Source: British Comedy Guide
Bolivers n. Canine testicles.
Buffing the Vampire Slayer – To masturbate furiously.
Catsnatch n. The genitals of a female cat.
Collopy n. Small cat turd.
Dogstar n. Arse or arsehole.
Egghatch n. Parrot’s anus.
Emptying the custard bag – Routine canine ejaculation.
Eyegrout v. To perform cunnilingus on a cat.
Feather Dick n. Canine nickname for a parrot.
Gutgrimace v. – To go to the toilet.
Growler n. – Canine erection.
Hewitt n. – Toilet bowl.
Karzo n. – Water closet.
Lagwit n. – Parrot.
Pink Whippet n. – Canine penis.
Pugbox n. – The genitals of a small female dog.
Savaloy supper n. Canine fellatio.
Spag v. – To mate with a large rodent.
Spangle n. – Canine semen.
Spangle blisters n. – Canine testicles.
Spangle sacks n. – See “Spangle blisters”.
Spaniel Tits n. – One with nipples like a female spaniel.