Boris Johnson places Sowerby & Luff under house arrest. Plus, frozen pre-historic turtle porn, unreadable shampoo labels, elephants wearing contact lenses and bloodshed on the tennis court. Also laughter yoga, naked Chinese lessons for teenage boys and a floating island that isn’t a thing. Warning: You are now entering Kate Moss Country. This podcast may contain strong language.
Georgina gets a Hula Hoop. Plus, a kitten in a strip club, sexually depraved penguins, models who wet themselves, insane pigeon feeders, and a bed that makes itself. Also, how to tell the difference between Blu-Tack and plastic explosive. May contain strong language.
Helicopter made from dead cat. Plus, Georgina gets a fanfare and Brian wipes away a tear. The summer starts here with a special bunting-bedecked Bank Holiday edition featuring B&G’s review of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations in London. Also, synchronized swimming goldfish, toilet throwing, mustard footprints, knitting with chopsticks, bad service in the Cotswolds and a gold medal shaped like a penis. Contains strong language and a Transient Ischaemic Attack.
Two flies in Beijing. Plus, Brian has a back-ache, Georgina breaks out her summer shorts and there’s something nasty on the living room carpet. Also, a fake sandstorm, a man with a pet buffalo in his house, a robotic fish and a fanfare that lasts for ten hours. Is that a thing? You decide.